Gnome Society- BL4101 Cell biology assignment 1. Cell analogy model-Endomembranes.

Once upon a time, in a forest also known as the magic forest, there was a secret gnome facility in operation. The gnomes exploit mushroom spores and turn them into uranium for creating weapons. The uranium is produced within the mushroom itself so as to attain the highest possible product yield. The mushrooms are grown on mushroom farms regulated by the gnome union. Which also is the headquarters for young gnomes gaining knowledge to turn mushrooms into uranium.
After during production, the successful products are transported by elf-powered carts to other sections of the facility. Sometimes uranium is exported and the carts bring them to the elf workers union where they are prepared for export. some mushrooms cannot be turned into uranium and are then declared scrap items. These rotting and disgusting leftovers are thrown into the mushroom dump where they are eaten by the elves who have no alternative food source. The elves also provide a power source for the mushroom growth and cart operation by running on elf-powered hamster wheels.
The elves dislike being ruled by gnomes and performing hard labour and being fed rotting mushrooms. Hence they try time and again even after losing three members by trying to escape the barrier of spells which only certain gnomes and exporting uranium can cross without attaining severe physical harm.
One day however the elves finally managed to use their own brand of magic to defeat the gnomes to escape, live good lives, eat good food and eat the uranium the gnomes used. They took over by having some of the elves flying planes over the facility and dropping heavy suppressive fire over it with the 'home-made' gnome weapons. while the others quietly crept round the west wide of the gnome union, finish off anything left standing alive.

1. Nucleolus: Mushroom farm
2. Nucleus: Gnome union
3. Ribosomes: Mushrooms
4. Endoplasmic Reticulum: Elf-powered carts
5. Golgi Apparatus: Elf workers union
6. Lysosomes: Mushroom dump
7. Mitochondria: Elf-powered hamster wheel
8. Cell Membrane: Barrier of spells
9. Protein: Uranium

YES THIS WAS A BIO ASSIGNMENT. and i HANDED IT IN. (minus the last paragraph cos its pure nonsense.)

right. its late, i'm screwed for music cos i havent studied much so... goodnight.
posted by halfpastfour- at 12:43 AM [edit]